Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Mother's Day

Aww. It's mother's day.
Cue millions of sickening "Mommy, I love you" posts, the manic despressive brigade coming out with the "My mother never cared" posts and the achingly dull second-by-second posts describing every dull aspect of "Mommy's special day".

Example:
"We came back home Sunday early, because I had to work. After work, Jesse picked me up, we went and got the kids at Moms, visited my Grandmother, then came home, were [sic] Jesse had already done all the housework!! Even Laundry! He fixed a great supper, bathed the kids, put them in bed, Then turned on my Greys Anatomy and..."
Shut up. Just SHUT UP!

The weird thing is that all these mommy bloggers seem to think that their posts are unique, individual, worthwhile, original. I have news for you, ladies...

And here's an interesting woman: [LINK]. She thinks she should be paid for her job as a mother. I'm sorry, but I disagree. It's your choice to pollute the earth with your 4 (four!) kids. Stop bloody whinging.

I was going to link to other mommy blogs, but I guess you're just as sick of them as I am, so I'll spare you. Sadly, I think we all know that they're out there.

NEXT ON TROLLING FOR FUN:
American Idol - Why the rest of the world really doesn't give a toss.
Thursday 13 etc - For bloggers with absolutely no creative spirit

15 Comments:

Blogger Tami said...

You are an ASSHOLE!

Tue May 16, 10:11:00 AM +00:00  
Blogger Trollmeister said...

Cheers Tami!

Great site you have, aside from the design and content, obviously.

Tue May 16, 11:52:00 AM +00:00  
Blogger Steve Kenul said...

Take your crap and send it to your mother you fucking cunt.

Tue May 16, 12:18:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger Cristie said...

aww, thanks for mentioning my site! its too bad though you had to visit mine first for me to even have heard of you. oh well, keep trying to be an ass, you might just get better at it. Thanks again.

Tue May 16, 04:07:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger Steve Kenul said...

Anyone else want to hear what I have to say about thise bitch, go to http://www.bronxbloggers.blogspot.com

Tue May 16, 04:29:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger This Girl I Used to Know said...

Hmm, now that's interesting.

I would never have pegged Troll-y as a woman. Having read the site, I automatically assumed a male troll.

Although, I did know Troll-y was a Brit.

But I still can't see this site as being done by a woman.

Just not entirely sure why these folks are so incensed that someone they neither know or care about doesn't like their site. I've had people say all manner of bad things on my site, but I just figure - "La! Who care's what you think"

Tue May 16, 04:38:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger This Girl I Used to Know said...

Now, let me tell you about my Mother's Day...

Tue May 16, 04:38:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger Empress Baggie said...

Dear Troll,

Her Majesty and Mrs. Beasley enjoy tea at 2 daily. Behave and you may get an invitation to join us.

Very truly yours,
EB

Tue May 16, 09:31:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger Trollmeister said...

Hey guys!

Stevie Kenul's site is certainly worth a visit, if only to show how good other blogs are.
Other blogs which aren't his, that is.
Dyslexia roams amongst us, my friends, and Stevie is doing his best to overcome his problem. It only shows through once every few words now. Go Stevie!

TGIUTK - Welcome back. I love your astute comments, but thanks so much for not sharing your Mother's Day with me.
I am indeed a Brit. I think I'll leave my gender as an ickle mystery though for the moment.
Strange that Stevie automatically assumed I am feminine - maybe he's just very used to women criticising his performance...

Wed May 17, 07:28:00 AM +00:00  
Blogger Steve Kenul said...

Next time tell your mom to teach better grammar, maybe I'll tip her more.

Wed May 17, 01:04:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger Undercover Angel said...

Hmmm...Interesting little blog that you have here.

I shouldn't have to defend myself, but I'll humor you a bit. If you had read the post you would know that I had read a post on a website stating that mothers should earn $129,000 annually. I simply wrote a post regarding that article and everything that a mother does. I don't ever think that I said I should be paid in that post, and at the end it says that the hugs and kisses that I get for all that I do are worth more than any amount of money.

I find it sad that you have to drive traffic to your blog by leaving links in comments. Hopefully, your writing will improve enough that you will be able to attract traffic on your own someday... I can guarantee you one thing though... You won't be getting the traffic you were hoping for from my blog!

Wed May 17, 03:42:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger Steve Kenul said...

Oh, one last thing, before you go criticising others, spell check your stuff and take a grammar class, you need it. Saw a few mistakes in your latest blog. Have a good one!

Wed May 17, 05:55:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger twansmg said...

yes this person is so unique that they can't even come up with their own stuff to blog about. They have to bash other peoples blogs. Grow up and get a life ur a loser and everyone knows it. Most of the people i know blog just for themselves and u should respect that didn't ur mom ever teach u that?

Thu May 18, 05:59:00 AM +00:00  
Blogger Trollmeister said...

Stevie, Stevie, Stevie.

When using the English language to criticise someone's grammar, it is usually a good idea to at least aim to get your own grammar correct - the comma between the words "class" and "you" is entirely misplaced.
Thanks for "finding a few mistakes":
1. They aren't any, and
2. You wouldn't know if there were, since you have the brain of a leaf.

Thu May 18, 05:58:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger Steve Kenul said...

Sorry to pop your bubble, but I'm not an Engish major, so enjoy my errors. Thanks you, come again. I'll take my leaf brain and provide food to many creatures. Enjoy your day!

Fri May 19, 03:16:00 AM +00:00  

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