Wednesday, April 05, 2006

What happened this week...

(Or why you shouldn't blog unless you have something interesting to say)

3 things happened this week.
  1. It snowed in some bits of the usa.
  2. It was April Fool's Day.
  3. The clocks went forward in the usa.

How do I know?!? Cos every f*****g blogger is writing about them.

"I thought it was Spring and then it snowed" [whine, moan]

Yeah - I think you'll find that Mother Nature doesn't (and has never) worked to a day-specific schedule when it comes to seasons. You live on the Canadian border and have done for the last 30 years. And this still surprises you.

The best (i.e. worst) April Fool post I saw was one girl who said she'd been robbed and then the next day told everyone it was an April Fool. What's funny about that? She wan't even injured. Boo.

Every yank is complaining that their body can't handle the hour they didn't get in bed. It's a f*****g hour, FFS! 1 hour! 60 minutes! Do you all live your lives by the second over there or something?
"I got up late and missed breakfast cos of Daylight Savings..." [whine, moan]

GOOD! You might lose some weight then, you fat cow.

Tip: If nothing interesting has happened in your sad little lives, don't post on your blog. Your post will be about as original as your sudden realisation that you breath a gas called Oxygen. (Yes, you do, you ill-educated tosspot - now, don't go and write about it...)

8 Comments:

Blogger Tom said...

http://ultra-blog.blogspot.com/

Where each day is different but I've already put the variables in.

Wed Apr 05, 08:01:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger Guy said...

Is that cum on yer shoes?

Thu Apr 06, 06:53:00 AM +00:00  
Blogger *Skittles* said...

I am not impressed by your comment. If you don't like my blog, X off of it. I don't blog for a non-human scum bag like you anyways. Don't come back. I will just delete your awfull posts. Go where the sun don't shine and give him grief!

Thu Apr 06, 03:59:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger Kathie said...

Your comment on my blog was valid and I agree with you - there is a lot of rubbish on some blogs. But I've had to delete your comment - I just don't like any references to the F word, even if it's only the letter and then for people to come to your site - let's just say that your topic and mine are miles apart. But I like the idea of what you're doing in trolling - it's a great idea.

Fri Apr 07, 09:57:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger femme d'espoir said...

cool.

Sat Apr 08, 01:21:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger Fred said...

Jackass: blogs about blogs about daylight savings.

Brilliant, whiner.

Mon Apr 10, 01:15:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger Cherlee's said...

You sure know how to make someone feel like sh#$. You left a comment on one of my goodfriends sites they are going through a marriage break up! Of course your comment wasn't called for! I'll I can say is you have no class and a dumbass loser!

Wed Apr 12, 11:34:00 PM +00:00  
Blogger MrAl said...

Thank you for your lame-ass comments. I will stick them in your mother's ass next time you want to write stupid shit.

Thu Apr 13, 07:55:00 AM +00:00  

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